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Monday, October 26, 2009

Weird Things to Say When Buying Condoms




  • My Granny is visiting me this weekend.
  • I use these on my fingers during "puppet time" at school.
  • My dad loves this flavor.
  • Ha! Now I can smoke my cigarettes in the rain!
  • So, I hear you get off work in a few.......wink wink!
  • Umm.....where is the chloroform?
  • By the way, you guys are out of sleeping pills. Just FYI.
  • How close are you to your mom?
  • Well, I won't be cleaning crud out from under my fingernails tonight!
  • Will these go over the handle of a broom?
  • These are the best water balloons ever!

Hee hee! A little inappropriate, but funny I think. Feel free to add your own in the comments.