I witnessed the oddest thing today.
I was walking along a field and came to a pond when I spied a cat and a rooster sitting by the water's edge. They seemed to be conversing, about what I have no idea, when the rooster pushed the cat into the water. The cat splashed around, blinking and sputtering, while the rooster crowed with laughter. And I realized this was an illustration of a truism of life.
A wet pussy means a happy cock.
